STOP WEARING THIS NOW:

September 10, 2013 Love, Molly Kate 1331 Views 1 Comment alternatives to bubble necklace, bib necklaces, bubble necklaces, fab'rik Macon, Go Away Bubble Bubble, Southern Style YALL, STOP, This Isn't Real Jewelry

HOLY EFFIN JESUS I TOLD Y’ALL STOP WEARING THE BUBBLE NECKLACES WHY DON’T Y’ALL LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE

Seriously, I keep seeing you lovely ladies wearing these dadgum cookie cutter EVERYONE HAS BOUGHT ONE OF THESE bubble necklaces. We’ve discussed this before. There are a ton of other lovely bib necklaces, they aren’t even that expensive. Hell I will MAKE one for you for free (kidding- we can work out a price) I’m just SO over it!!!!

Here is a lovely alternative available at fab’rik in Macon, Georgia right now:

Ok look, I’m going to keep this short and sweet. Stop wearing these necklaces and I promise, in just a few years you can pull them back out of some dusty shelf, look at them fondly and say “oh I’ll be SO VINTAGE-FIVE-YEARS-AGO-WITH-THIS” and you and friends can remark on how you are such a genius for bringing this back when noone else is wearing it anymore.

You’re welcome.

Love to all yall,

Molly

Love, Molly Kate

Molly is a communications professor, parent, Southern culture commentator, and social media marketing maven. She is also a freelance writer who has worked with a variety of publications and online magazines including Bourbon & Boots, Paste Magazine, Macon Magazine, the 11th Hour, Macon Food & Culture Magazine, and as the Digital Content Editor for The Southern Weekend.

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