Boots Are Massive Roach Killers
OMG- so I was walking outside of my house when I saw a roach scurry out from under the door. Normally this would scare the shit out of me but THIS time I felt super empowered. Why? Cause I realized I’m wearing my boots. And boots are also massive roach killers.
Follow my logic here: I would never step on a roach in any other shoes cause the guts might somehow squeeze out and leap on to my foot and I really couldn’t handle that.
*A note: I did NOT actually step on said roach and then put my boots up on the kitchen table. That would be gross.
You probably think I’m going bananas but see the real problem is- I’m exhausted. I’m tired. I’m always running around all day long and my only real lightbulb moment of the day was when I saw a roach run away from me and I realized my boots have yet another function in my life- as massive roach killers because they go well above my ankles almost up to my knees thus reducing the chances that any goop would end up on me.
Love to all yall,
Molly
